Not only can AI in 2024 do quick and somewhat realistic visual celebrity impersonations, but it can pair this with writing in the style of that celebrity as well. Tonight I wanted to know more about the proposed Supreme Court changes, since this could reasonably be expected to have effects well into the future, but on a whim, I wanted Woody Allen (not really) to explain it to me. This is the AI imagined result:
You know, folks, I’ve been thinking about this whole Biden plan to reform the Supreme Court. Biden’s idea is to shake things up a bit, like trying to convince your grandmother to trade in her antique china for something from IKEA. It’s delicate, it’s risky, and there’s always that chance someone ends up with a cracked teacup—or worse, a constitutional crisis.
The Judicial Juggling Act
Picture this: nine justices, all in their black robes, playing a high-stakes game of musical chairs. Only now, Biden’s suggesting we throw in a few more chairs—maybe even a beanbag or two. It’s like a legal circus, and I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry.
A Balancing Act of Epic Proportions
This reform idea is like trying to balance your existential dread on a seesaw while holding a bag of marbles. Will we end up with a finely tuned instrument of justice, or a Rube Goldberg machine that accidentally leads to a national meltdown? I can’t help but wonder if the whole thing is just a recipe for chaos.
Biden’s Big Three
So, what exactly is Biden proposing? Here’s the rundown:
1. Constitutional Amendment on Presidential Immunity: Biden wants to make it crystal clear that former presidents can’t claim immunity for crimes committed while in office. This is in response to a recent Supreme Court decision that suggested some presidential actions are beyond prosecution. It’s a bold move, but getting a constitutional amendment passed is about as easy as convincing a cat to take a bath[1][2][4].
2. Term Limits for Justices: Biden suggests implementing 18-year term limits for Supreme Court justices, with each president appointing a new justice every two years. The idea is to prevent any single presidency from radically altering the court’s makeup for generations. It’s like trying to make sure no one hogs the remote control for too long[1][2][4].
3. Binding Code of Ethics: Biden wants to enforce a code of conduct for Supreme Court justices, similar to the one that applies to other federal judges. This comes after revelations about justices failing to disclose luxury travel and other gifts. It’s common sense, really—justices should disclose gifts, avoid political activity, and recuse themselves from cases where they have conflicts of interest. Think of it as a judicial etiquette class[1][2][4].
In conclusion, whether you view this as a necessary adjustment or a judicial joyride, grab your popcorn, folks, and prepare for a constitutional spectacle that promises to be more entertaining than a Woody Allen film—complete with the neuroses, awkward pauses, and all the existential crises you could want!
More Reading
[1] https://www.scotusblog.com/2024/07/biden-proposes-supreme-court-reforms/
[2] https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/biden-call-supreme-court-reforms-constitutional-limits-presidential-im-rcna163970
[3] https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/07/30/joe-biden-supreme-court-reform/
[4] https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/how-would-bidens-proposed-supreme-court-reforms-work
[5] https://www.bu.edu/articles/2024/biden-calls-for-supreme-court-reforms/
